Generosity
Delia's Tips
A little Laugh
Stroke Victims
One of those days
FW: * NEW WORDS FOR 2007
New technology from Apple
Senior Centre
a short riddle
Blondes
Handy flight companion
Tuesday's FUNNY...........
Leave us blondes alone
to all my online friends
Chopper at his best: "Harden The F*@# Up!" NSFW
Yanks & Guns
Emoticons
[No Subject]
Amazing
If
Children are wonderful
I am only the delivery boy.
Apologies to the Italians......
My dog Skippy
senior citizen
CHOCOLATE HAVE PLENTY OF IT FOR NEW YEAR
Cowboy boots
Top 10 Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Have you seen the world's shortest books?
great XMAS gift
great XMAS gift
SPECIAL GIFTS
Xmas Joke
The Cold
How true!!
FW: Port Adelaide Maths Exam
onions & christmas tree's
Japanese Illusionist
Many fathers
True friends don't let u drink n drive
MERRY CHRISTMAS from SANTA.....not!
Man of the house!
Lateral Thinking
Collingwood girls - gotta love them!
THE PUMPKIN
Fishing
Migrants Excuse
The medicine man
Office Skirmish...
Senior Thinking--a smile for your day...
FlightSim X Game
Serious Sergeant Major
Speedbandits NSFW
Tall stories
More Blonde Jokes
Question
What all blokes have been looking to find out...how to keep a woman happy
Monday Afternoon Smiles
The Yuppie...
Warning....beware of little fingers.....
Beer Entrapment - timely, being that it's Friday
Vet Fees
Man accused of having relations with dog
Real #911 Calls
Can you figure it?
God is good
Gender test
Blonde Joke for the day
Shopping for a blow up doll
HOW TO POO AT WORK
Fwd: FW: Fwd: Who says men don't remember anniversaries?
Fairy Story
First Kiss....
Simple question, simple answer
FW: Plane Stuff
sexist jokes, though entertaining :)
blondes
Last Child Support Payment
The Truth behind Women's Restrooms
blondes?
SYLVESTER AND TWEETY
10 Worst Company web Domains
FW: check this out!!
Futuristic Motel
snow
FW: Men are happier people!
WORLD WAR III IS COMING!
History Test
Drinking Quotes
mwa huh huh
approaches
Scientific study
acronyms
hooker joke
Time for a Quickie
Irish Coffee
nurses
so......... Who's Proof Reading?
Brave Men
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
GOOD - BETTER - BEST
2 jokes
Pensions
Men Strike Back!?
Clever Aussie
FUNNY-- Cat lover or not
FW: Test for Dementia
A few things you have probably never thought about!
Joke of the Year
BEWARE OF SCAM...
Another Blond Joke
The extroidinary life of older people in the suburbs
They Walk Among Us
Little Johnny...............(again)
Mid Life Crisis...
Fairy tale
BLUFFING
dishes
THE JOKE THAT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN
Elmo joke
Charles and Camilla
LITTLE JOHNNY RETURNS
the audit............
FW: Help Desk Jokes - this is funny!
Women
Two women
the genie
AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYER'S REPORT
Good joke!!!
Faulty Driver, Faulty Policeman
Joke of the week!
noah's ark
7 KINDS OF SEX
FW: More Sesame Street goodness
If football teams were women
FW: Your Brazilian shirt name
This is cool
Payrise
FW: Test for Cataracts........ NSFW
FW: Do you have 710?
Dear Dad letter....- brilliant!
FW: What a Great Idea! :-)
FW: ooohh im excited
FW: Full Nike Football ads - BRILLIANT!
quote from Robot Chicken
FW: Possible Recruit
FW: World Cup
FW: try to park the car - very addictive
FW: Four Friends
FW: Drivers Licence
FW: The story of Sheep
FW: Advice for a friday...
FW: pirate talk translator
WORTH REPEATING
Please read all of them...

A few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
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*Can you cry under water?*
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*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?*
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*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?*
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*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?*
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*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?*
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*What disease did cured ham actually have?*
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*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?*
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*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?*
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*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?*
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*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?*
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*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?*
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*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.*
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*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural*
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*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?*
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*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?*
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*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?*
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*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!*
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*If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?*
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*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?*
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*Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?*
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*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?*
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*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? *
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*Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?*
 
 
From Oto on 8/3/2006