Generosity
Delia's Tips
A little Laugh
Stroke Victims
One of those days
FW: * NEW WORDS FOR 2007
New technology from Apple
Senior Centre
a short riddle
Blondes
Handy flight companion
Tuesday's FUNNY...........
Leave us blondes alone
to all my online friends
Chopper at his best: "Harden The F*@# Up!" NSFW
Yanks & Guns
Emoticons
[No Subject]
Amazing
If
Children are wonderful
I am only the delivery boy.
Apologies to the Italians......
My dog Skippy
senior citizen
CHOCOLATE HAVE PLENTY OF IT FOR NEW YEAR
Cowboy boots
Top 10 Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Have you seen the world's shortest books?
great XMAS gift
great XMAS gift
SPECIAL GIFTS
Xmas Joke
The Cold
How true!!
FW: Port Adelaide Maths Exam
onions & christmas tree's
Japanese Illusionist
Many fathers
True friends don't let u drink n drive
MERRY CHRISTMAS from SANTA.....not!
Man of the house!
Lateral Thinking
Collingwood girls - gotta love them!
THE PUMPKIN
Fishing
Migrants Excuse
The medicine man
Office Skirmish...
Senior Thinking--a smile for your day...
FlightSim X Game
Serious Sergeant Major
Speedbandits NSFW
Tall stories
More Blonde Jokes
Question
What all blokes have been looking to find out...how to keep a woman happy
Monday Afternoon Smiles
The Yuppie...
Warning....beware of little fingers.....
Beer Entrapment - timely, being that it's Friday
Vet Fees
Man accused of having relations with dog
Real #911 Calls
Can you figure it?
God is good
Gender test
Blonde Joke for the day
Shopping for a blow up doll
HOW TO POO AT WORK
Fwd: FW: Fwd: Who says men don't remember anniversaries?
Fairy Story
First Kiss....
Simple question, simple answer
FW: Plane Stuff
sexist jokes, though entertaining :)
blondes
Last Child Support Payment
The Truth behind Women's Restrooms
blondes?
SYLVESTER AND TWEETY
10 Worst Company web Domains
FW: check this out!!
Futuristic Motel
snow
FW: Men are happier people!
WORLD WAR III IS COMING!
History Test
Drinking Quotes
mwa huh huh
approaches
Scientific study
acronyms
hooker joke
Time for a Quickie
Irish Coffee
nurses
so......... Who's Proof Reading?
Brave Men
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
GOOD - BETTER - BEST
2 jokes
Pensions
Men Strike Back!?
Clever Aussie
FUNNY-- Cat lover or not
FW: Test for Dementia
A few things you have probably never thought about!
Joke of the Year
BEWARE OF SCAM...
Another Blond Joke
The extroidinary life of older people in the suburbs
They Walk Among Us
Little Johnny...............(again)
Mid Life Crisis...
Fairy tale
BLUFFING
dishes
THE JOKE THAT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN
Elmo joke
Charles and Camilla
LITTLE JOHNNY RETURNS
the audit............
FW: Help Desk Jokes - this is funny!
Women
Two women
the genie
AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYER'S REPORT
Good joke!!!
Faulty Driver, Faulty Policeman
Joke of the week!
noah's ark
7 KINDS OF SEX
FW: More Sesame Street goodness
If football teams were women
FW: Your Brazilian shirt name
This is cool
Payrise
FW: Test for Cataracts........ NSFW
FW: Do you have 710?
Dear Dad letter....- brilliant!
FW: What a Great Idea! :-)
FW: ooohh im excited
FW: Full Nike Football ads - BRILLIANT!
quote from Robot Chicken
FW: Possible Recruit
FW: World Cup
FW: try to park the car - very addictive
FW: Four Friends
FW: Drivers Licence
FW: The story of Sheep
FW: Advice for a friday...
FW: pirate talk translator
WORTH REPEATING
Port Adelaide Maths Exam
1. If Chad Cornes head is 20cm up his a*sehole, and he wedges it a further 5cm, how much of his neck can you see?

2. If Mark Williams has gained 25kg in the last year, and he has eaten 450 pies in that time, how much weight has put on per pie? (Bonus point) How many pies are left over for Darren Jarman?

3. If there are 30,000 Power fans at AAMI stadium, and 10,000 cars are stolen, how many are Commodores?

4. If a Power fan drinks 15 cans of Woodstock during a match and Port lose, how many times will he hit his wife?

5. If Daniel Motlop has a set shot 15m out after the siren to win the game, which shop in West Lakes Mall will he hit?

6. If Alberton was to burn to ground completely, killing everyone in the surrounding area, how much would the average IQ of South Australia rise by?

7. If Byron Pickett rolled his car at a speed of 120km/h, and his blood alcohol level was .134, how much did he win on the pokies that night?

8. If Peter Burgoyne has slept with 5 women, and 2 were consensual, how many lawsuits will he face?

9. If 10,000 Port fans walk down a muddy path, how many different ugg boot imprints will be seen?

10. An inanimate carbon rod is lined up against Matthew Bishop. How many goals will the rod kick?

11. If Dean Brogan punches 8 people at the airport, how many policemen will it take to subdue his chin?

12. If Warren Tredrea loses 8000 hairs on his head per year, how many years until he looks like Nigel Smart?

13. If a Port fan has 7 kids to 5 different fathers, work out the combined total she will get from a) child support; b) baby bonus; c) dole cheque; d) Centrelink fraud, and e) car theft.

14. If two season tickets cost $350, how many dodgy Workcover claims will you have to file to get them?

15. How many stolen TV's will you have to trade in at Cash Converters to buy enough teal paint to hot up your Gemini?

16. If 2000 Port fans travel to Elizabeth for a Centrals game and Port lose by 1 point, how long will the ensuing race riots last for?

17. If the Power have 50,000 fans and only 1500 turn up to Port Magpies games, how many are pathetic bandwagoners?

18. If Kane Cornes fell to the ground like a girl 0.3 seconds after Barry Hall threatened to punch him, how many times did he shit himself in those 0.3 seconds?

19. Sharon, a lifelong Port supporter, sits with the Power cheersquad behind the goals. If she has taken out an Apprehended Violence Order against Darryl, her second husband, how far down the wing will he have to sit so as to not breach the restraining order?

20. (Double points) If Port have 1 flag, and the Crows have two, which team is better??
 
 
From John on 12/15/2006