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Yanks & Guns
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Amazing
If
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Apologies to the Italians......
My dog Skippy
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CHOCOLATE HAVE PLENTY OF IT FOR NEW YEAR
Cowboy boots
Top 10 Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
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The Cold
How true!!
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THE PUMPKIN
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More Blonde Jokes
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Vet Fees
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God is good
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Blonde Joke for the day
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HOW TO POO AT WORK
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First Kiss....
Simple question, simple answer
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sexist jokes, though entertaining :)
blondes
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WORLD WAR III IS COMING!
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2 jokes
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dishes
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the audit............
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7 KINDS OF SEX
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quote from Robot Chicken
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WORTH REPEATING
My Dog Skippy

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.

She let a fart rip that rivalled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"

Send this to someone who needs a laugh.
 
 
From Oto on 1/6/2007