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Five Yards
This page is dedicated to the people that have pissed me off on any given day. Its called five yards after the TISM song of the same name (the lyrics can be found here), anyway enjoy my rants against people and hopefully you won't fall into any of these categories!!
What a pack of pricks!!

When I went with Steve Clark to the airport so he could go home, we had a nightmare of a time!

It started with the security staff while going into the terminal. I had my backpack and forgot that it had a spanner and a few allen keys in it. Well you should have seen the stink they kicked up when they saw them (not to mention the Minidisk player remote I also had in the bag - hello!! You have a store 100 metres away that sell them, may I suggest some more training for that guy!) They wouldn't let me take them out and leave them there while I saw Steve off (something that Virgin Blue does apparently) I think they were afraid I might actually fix some of their plane!

After getting past this hurdle (I hired a locker outside to put my bag in) we had a while to wait around before he left, and during that time we heard numerous messages reminding passengers that they were late to their gate. The thing was that these messages weren't nice, they were quite rude in fact. This wouldn't have worried me normally but I think its funny when they get upset over someone being nearly late (it was 5 minutes before the departure time!) while the airline itself is rarely on time!

If it wasn't for the fact that you get more legroom and snacks with Qantas I wouldn't fly then at all as their customer service is beginning to really suck.